What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father. “It means ‘happy’,” replied the father. “Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?” “No, son, I have a wife.”
When A guy picks up a girl
in that. That gave him some relief.
Suddenly he heard a gasp.
The girl was standing at the doorway.
Wide eyed she exclaims- “So, thats how you guys fill up”.
Women Robbed the Bank in a Unique way
Nobody could remember my face.
When Student has Fun With Teacher
“I had s*x with my teacher.” The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, “No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts.”
My Wife & Last Night
impressive! What did she say?!
Husband: “Come out from under that sofa,
you coward!”
Two Men meet on Opposite Sides of a River
“You’re on the other
side!”
Man Walks into an Enchanted Forest
man responds, “You may be a
talking tree, but you will dialogue.”