wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger.
The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed.

Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella’s tip at the tiger and shouts
Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.

Guy: That can’t be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.

looked, the man asked Jesus, “What’s the deal with all the clocks?”
Jesus replied, “They keep track of everybody on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time someone tells a lie, their clock moves forward one minute. For instance, this clock belongs to Sam, a used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move any second.”
Click! The minute hand on Sam’s clock moved forward one minute. Click! It moved forward another minute.
“Sam must be closing on a deal right now,” said Jesus. ‘The minute hand on his clock moves all day long.’
The man and Jesus continued walking and soon came across a clock covered with cobwebs. ‘Whose clock is this?’ asked the man. “That clock belongs to the Widow Audrey. She is one of the finest people on earth. I bet her clock hasn’t moved in a year or two.”
They continued walking and touring Heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends.
When the tour was finally finished, the man said, “I’ve seen everyone’s clock but one! Where is Donald Trump’s clock kept?”
Jesus smiled and said, “Look up. We use his for a ceiling fan.”

saw it coming from a
kilometer away.

makes $2000 per night.”

All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them :

“Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn’t take off until the afternoon. “

The golf pro saw her heading back
and said, “You are back early,

what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a
bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked.

“Between the first and second
hole.” she replied.

He nodded and said,
“Your stance is far too wide.”

can’t wash the crack and resell it