and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What Wife Asked to Waiter
he explained. “We just
tell them they’re going to die.”
The Talking Tree
a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Bad girl and her Grandmother
were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”
Grandma replied,
“Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”
Woman on Floor
“Because I want to feel something
hard for a change.”
We do Not Want Children
and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Man in Magic Forest
“You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”