Stroy of Three Times Married Women

Type and color dress are you looking for?”
The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly
white dress with a veil.”

“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam,
but such dresses are usually more fitting for
the first-time bride who is more innocent in

the ways of life if you get my meaning.” “Well
“replied the customer, a little peeved at
the clerk’s directness,

“I can assure you that a white gown would be
entirely appropriate. Believe it or not,
despite all my marriages,

I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You
see, my first husband was so excited about
our wedding,

he had a heart attack due to an unknown congenital
condition as we were checking into our
honeymoon hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible
fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon

hotel that we had the wedding annulled immediately!
We’ve never spoken to each other again.”

“What about your third husband?” “That one was a
Liberal”, said the woman,

“and every night for four years, he just sat on
the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
going to be, but nothing ever happened.”