Their Daughter is Spoiled

ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’
‘OK, Dad… as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,
title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new
Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership
to the country club … (takes a breath) … and an invitation for ye all
to spend New Year’s Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.’

‘What was it ye said ye had become?’ says Dad. Girl, crying again, ‘A prostitute, Daddy!.’
‘Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!!