This man is lying so Much.. He asked for everything

Again the little man umps down and kicks over every drink.
So the stranger gives the bartender two more hundred dollar bills, apologizes and turns to leave.
Before he can go the bartender asks what `vas up with his behavior.
The man says, “Well I freed a faerie from a spider web and she gave me three wishes. I asked to be the most handsome man in the world. and look at me. I asked to be impossibly wealthy. and now I have a never-ending supply of dollar bills in my pocket…
… Then I asked to have a to-inch prick.

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