6.The best day for you in the whole year is April 1 because that’s the day that suits you best.
7. Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position…
8. Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.
9. A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean love. A blushing face is not always a sign that you’re in love. Sometimes hubog lang! Hahaha
10. Every new year’s I resolve to lose 20 pounds and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.