When a Cop And Little Girl Get a Gift From Santa

tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceeds
to hand the girl a $20 ticket.

Before the cop rides off she says “By the way, that’s a nice
horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

Playing along the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”
“Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.”