When Little Johnny Talk Like An Adult

but let’s talk like an adult,
remember? “My family enjoyed a
fine bowl of macaroni and cheese” –.
do you see? OK, Becky, you try: What pets do you have?

Becky: My mommy has a kitty and my daddy has a bunny.
Mrs. Smith: That’s great, but as an adult, remember?

“My mother has a cat and my father has a rabbit.”
Little Johnny, you try: What did you do for fun last night?

Little Johnny thinks hard and replies
Well, my mommy and my daddy and me all watched Winnie the Shit

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