Royal Enfield Quotes, Bullet Status, Instagram Captions

1. I was born in a middle class family but My Enfield made me royal.

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2. There are two types of people in this world one who rides bullet another one who wishes he could ride bullet.

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3. Boys ride toys, Men ride ENFIELD.

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4. Enfield don’t leak oil they mark their territory.

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5. Jab bullet chale to duniya raasta de (Everyone gives way for bullet).

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6. Made like a gun, goes like a bullet.

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7. I don’t drink & take drugs, because my bullet is enough for me.

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8. Traveling in a car is like watching a movie but riding bullet is like starring in it.

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9. The next best thing between a man’s legs – Royal Enfield.

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10. There is only one thing bigger than the bullet, The pride of owning one!

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11. Mind it, bullets are made of metal, rest is recycled plastics.

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12. When the thump becomes your heartbeat, only then you know what it is like to ride a Bullet!

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13. Attitude you got after siting on Enfield that makes you Royal.

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14. Only Two Types Of Souls Exists In This World -One With Royal Enfield, and Other -I do not know.

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15. If you never ride a bullet then you will never be Royal.

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16. Only Royal people ride Enfield that’s why it is “Royal Enfield”.

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17. To kill your enemies you don’t need a Bullet, You just need a “Royal Enfield Bullet”.

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18. When my Bullet do this “Dugg Dugg !!”.  Girls Says Arey “Rukk Rukk !!”.

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19. Every  “Dugg Dugg” of my Bullet makes me Royal.

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20. Bullet don’t need a Horn, it’s “Dugg Dugg” is enough.

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21 . Only those can understand the price of bullet, those who don’t understand the price of Petrol. 

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22. If  you can’t feel the “Dugg Dugg” of Bullet then you will never owns a Royal Enfield.

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23 . If you have Royal Enfield then you don’t need a Girlfriend.

24. Never ask a man his wAGE, to woman her AGE, and bullet’s mileAGE.

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25. Girlfriend must be HOT, Beer Must be chilled and Bike must be a Royal Enfield.

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26 . They say it’s Made Like a Gun, fact is that it goes like a bullet without speed.

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27 . No matter how many performance, plastic launches every year, No one can match the prestige Of  ROYAL ENFIELD.

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28. Boys these days are – Yearning for a girlfriend, But I am busy in loving My Royal Enfield!

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29. In a forest full of super bikes!! Enfields are the Mighty Elephants!!

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30.  You can’t buy happiness but when you buy a Royal Enfield, it is one that replaces the happiness…

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31. Work Hard with Silence Let Your “Bullet” Make all the Noise.!

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32. Don’t Marry A Boy Who Has Royal Enfield.

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33. And sometimes it is not about the speed. Riding slowly but with pride this is how our Royal Enfield are…..

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34. The raw sweat dripping over you, The bare road hitting on you .True spirit of a Ride is through the Storm beating the shit out of you . Love is Royal Enfield ; Rest are all Cornfield 

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35. When in doubt Dug-Dug is out !

36. Not every girl wants “scooty” some of them wants “Royal Enfield” & I will find her one Day !

37. My bike is my shield and its my Royal Enfield.

38. Boys Ride 220Cc Plastic? Royal Men Rides Enfield Starts From 350Cc

39. Mutiyaar di yaari jatt naal te jatt di yaari bullet naal..

40. Mutiyaar mardi jatt te , te jatt marda bullet te..

41. Jatt bullet te, te bullet 100 te…

42. Jatt di yaari mutiyaar naal katt, te buleet naal vadh..

43. Mitra di heart beat “dugg dugg”

44. Mitraa da bullet patti janda mutiyara nu…

45. Kudi kehndi bullet chadd de…main o kudi hi chadd ti…

46. Enni kudiya mian ni patiya jinni mere bullet ne patt litiya..

47. Petrol daa vairi aa mera Bullet…

48.Bappu kainda putt krle control..  main kainda bapu main ni hona control jado takk aa meri bullet ch petrol..

49. Baseball, Cricket & Tennis Only Require One Ball & To Ride a Bullet Requires 2 Balls. Simple !!

50. Royal Enfield Is the only bike which is also a Crush For Many Girls Too.
51. “If you never ride a bullet then you will never be Royal.”.
52.“There is only one thing bigger than the bullet, The pride of owning one!”
53. “Never ask a man his wAGE, to a woman her AGE, and bullet’s mileAGE.”
54. “For Some There’s Therapy, For the remainder folks, There’s Royal Enfield.”
55. “They say it’s Made Like a Gun, fact is that it goes like a bullet without speed.”
56. “My Girlfriend Told Me to settle on Her Or My Bullet. I Miss Her Sometimes.”
57. “Why I Ride A Bullet, Because Baseball, Cricket & Tennis Only Require One Ball.”
58.“Every Girl Has A Dream To Ride A Royal Enfield, At least Once In Her Lifetime.”
59.“If you can’t feel the “Dugg Dugg” of Bullet then you’ll by no means personal a Royal Enfield.”
60. “It’s Valentine’s Day In Few Days, I’m wondering What to shop for For My Bullet This Year.”
61.“When the thump becomes your heartbeat, only then you know what it is like to ride a Bullet!”
62.“Only those can understand the price of a bullet, those who don’t understand the price of Petrol.”
63. “Traveling in a car is like watching a movie but riding a bullet is like starring in it.”
64.“Even After You Own A Royal Enfield, The Next Bike You Want To Own Is Another Royal Enfield. ”
65.“Only Two Types Of Souls Exists In This World -One With Royal Enfield, and Other -I do not know.”

Reasons why Bullet is more popular than other Bikes in India

Bullet is the first choice among bike lovers. Mostly, people belonging to Punjab, Haryana, and Chandigarh region are more fond of riding a Bullet. Following are some prominent reasons why Bullet is a favorite among boys and girls:

• UCE (Unit Construction Engine) The engine used in the earlier Royal Enfield models was replaced by the new and improved UCE engine. The dug – dug sound makes heads turn, thanks to the Unit Construction Engine and gearbox used in Classic 350 and 500 cc Bullets, Standard Electra and Thunderbird Twinspark.

• First choice among Army men Since bullet is a heavy built bike, so it can be driven in coarse areas and plain areas as well and so it is the most preferred choice among army men which also makes Bullet the highest selling bike model of Royal Enfield.

• Swag Factor With time slangs change and with time people have associated riding a bullet with the carrying of swag or we should say that if you want to have Wakhra Swag, then ride a Bullet.
• Commands Pride Riding a Bullet is also associated with power and pride. When you sit on the desi black horse aka the Bullet, a feeling of pride runs through and make you feel more confident. P.S. – Try out the kurta pyjama look while riding a Bullet.
• Status Symbol Bullet has become a status symbol nowadays, more so for the people belonging to Punjab and Chandigarh. The growing inclination towards purchasing a heavy metal bullet seems to be part of the demonstration effect as well.

• Best for trips to hilly areas Bullet is the most preferred bike among bikers who wish to take a trip to the hills as it has a heavy engine which makes it easy for the bikers to go out on a thrilling expedition.

When a man gave Interview For a Postal Job

“I was in Afghanistan for one tour.” The interviewer says, “that will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?” The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.” The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service! Well that qualifies for extra bonus points!! Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “if the work hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM , why don’t you want me here until 10:00 AM ?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

When Father and mom Get Divorced

sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”

She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way”

The Horny Ghost

and says “I think this is cum!”
The second one leans down for a

closer look and takes a sniff
and says “I think your right,
it smells like cum too!”

The third jumps right in and
gives the stain a lick and
says “You’re right, it’s definitely
cum. But it’s nobody from this building!”

Who Enjoy More

I’ve slept with more than 1,000 women!”
Second guy fires back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m
a top gynecologist at the highest rated

hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year,
have patients and nurses who have sex with me

every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment
me on my 12 inch penis and I’ve slept with well over 5,000 women.”

Last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat. I
fucked over all the Redditors who were
expecting a punchline to this joke.”

when mom and dad both cheat

“You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”

“Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.”

“Clever girl,” purrs Mummy. “What could you see through the keyhole?”

“I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.”

“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”

“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year”

Royal Enfield Bullet Quotes for Malayalam

ഞാൻ ഒരു മധ്യവർഗ കുടുംബത്തിലാണ് ജനിച്ചത്, പക്ഷേ എന്റെ എൻഫീൽഡ് എന്നെ രാജകീയമാക്കി.

ഈ ലോകത്ത് രണ്ട് തരം ആളുകളുണ്ട്, ഒരാൾ ബുള്ളറ്റ് ഓടിക്കുന്നയാൾ മറ്റൊരാൾക്ക് ബുള്ളറ്റ് ഓടിക്കാൻ ആഗ്രഹിക്കുന്നു.

ആൺകുട്ടികൾ കളിപ്പാട്ടങ്ങൾ ഓടിക്കുന്നു, പുരുഷന്മാർ സവാരി ENFIELD.

തോക്ക് പോലെ നിർമ്മിച്ചത് ബുള്ളറ്റ് പോലെ പോകുന്നു.

ഞാൻ മദ്യപിക്കുകയോ മയക്കുമരുന്ന് കഴിക്കുകയോ ഇല്ല, കാരണം എന്റെ ബുള്ളറ്റ് എനിക്ക് മതി.

മനുഷ്യന്റെ കാലുകൾക്കിടയിലെ അടുത്ത മികച്ച കാര്യം – റോയൽ എൻഫീൽഡ്.

എൻ‌ഫീൽഡിലിരുന്ന് നിങ്ങൾക്ക് ലഭിച്ച മനോഭാവം നിങ്ങളെ രാജകീയമാക്കുന്നു.