gynaecologist decide they better get the father who was too squeamish to be in the delivery room.
So the father looks between his wife’s legs. The baby’s head pops out again. “Hey, you my dad?”
Father “Yes!”
Baby, “Well come here” and a tiny arm squeezes out, and starts to punch the top of the father’s
head nonstop while shouting “HOW…WOULD…YOU…LIKE…THIS…TO…HAPPEN…EVERY…NIGHT…OF…YOUR…LIFE”

their heads.
“Well… I killed the entire family and sucked the blood dry!” he replied.
“Wow, fascinating!”, replied the other two.
Then the second one takes the next turn, “Watch and learn, guys!”
He flies even faster, at about 120 miles/hour. After only 5 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth and his neck
“What happened??” they asked.
“Do you see that village over there?” he inquired.
The others nod their heads.
“Well… I killed every last person on that village and sucked the blood dry!”
“Wow, amazing!”, replied the other two.
Finally the last one steps up and says, “Don’t blink or you’ll miss it”
He flies really fast, even faster than the other two, at about 140 miles/hour. After mere 30 seconds, he comes back with blood all over his mouth, his neck, and his nose.
“Wh..what did you do???” they asked.
“Do you see that big ass tree over there?” he inquired
“Ye..yes?!” they replied awestruck.
“Well.. I didn’t”

were both still wide awake and they both knew it.
He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet under your bed to
get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for
tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“That’s a great idea!”, he said, now totally aroused.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted and did not care.