Final Complaint

What was the complaint?
Phil: We haven’t had any yet.

Newlywed Surprise

Nick started glowing with happiness and kissing Monica purred, ‘Oh
darling, I’m the happiest man in the world.’
Monica smiled and added, ‘I’m glad that you feel that way, Nick, because
tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.’

A Young Blonde Woman Fears

out of bed, begging and pleading
with her not to shoot herself.
The hysterical blonde tells her
husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”

All Lost in the Desert

at home with her family. Poof! She was
back home with her family. The blonde said,
“Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”