Fcukin One
Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, “It’s fuuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuuckin’ slippers?”
John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sxx with both of you.”
One of the sisters replies, “Prove it!”
John yells downstairs, “Tom! Both of them?!.”
Tom yells back, “Of course! What’s the point of fuuckin’ one?!.”