A Man Sat in the Pub

two blocks away after all.
After an exhausting crawl he had finally managed to crawl up
the steps to the door and somehow unlock the door.

Once inside, and with great effort having locked the door
again, he decided he would get a telling off from the misses
if he woke her by coming up the stairs and lay on the couch.

Next morning he was woken up by the misses, who was clearly
furious: “Have you been drinking all day again?” She hissed.
The man said:” ‘course not darling.”

She got angrier and said: “ don’t lie! The bar called… you forgot
your wheelchair there again!”