An American in China

The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure.
We are going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not !!
I want a second opinion… !!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead,
if you want, but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines
his penis and proclaims, “Ahh… yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that,

but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, “Stupid American

docttah, always want operate, make more money that way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself.”

They Can’t Wait Anymore

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

The Couple Lying in Bed One Evening

neck, slowly worked it down one side, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed downward again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over,the couple lying in bed one evening and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”
“I found the remote,” he said.