Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
Story Teller
Jio DTH Connection – Price & Online Booking Details
| Picture Quality | SD, HD, 4K |
|---|---|
| Total Channels | 432 Standard |
| Welcome Offer | First 3 Month Free |
| Set Top Box Price | Approx Rs. 1800 |
| Basic Plan Price | Rs. 49 – Rs. 250 |
| Installation Fee | Free Standard |
| Band Frequency Range | 12 to 18 GHz |
| Internet Connectivity | Yes, Confirmed |
| Launch Date | 15 May (Approx) |
| Regional Language | Yes, 15 |
| HDMI Output Port | Available |
| Digital Dolby Sound | 5.1 Surround |
| Pause Live TV | Yes, Available |
Reliance Jio will add another feather to its cap by launching the DTH connection along with Jio Fiber. This DTH service will also be called Jio Home TV and will be available with a very cheap and affordable set top box. It is said that Jio Home TV will have Enhanced Multimedia Broadcast Multicast Service (eMBMS) technology.
Since the launch of Jio Fiber is being delayed, reason being, it is a mammoth project plus some issues with the governmental authorities. Therefore, Reliance Jio, for the time being has shifted its focus towards setting up Jio DTH services.
The Jio DTH set top box does not need a broadband connection, it just requires the interested users to get themselves registered by filling in all their required details. The Jio DTH connection will be much cheaper and will be available at very reasonable rates than the other high cost DTH connections. So, customers thinking of dumping their current digital TV connections can surely replace them with the amazing Jio Home TV DTH connection.
Below are given some major details about Jio DTH aka Jio Home TV:
Launch Date: Diwali 2018 (tentative)
Installation charges: ₹1000
HD Channels: 50 HD channels can be viewed
Free Subscription: Yes, Jio DTH will offer free subscription for three months like the rest of the Reliance Jio services.
Current Status: Beta testing phase
Standard Definition Channels Price/Package: ₹200
High Definition Channels Price/Package: ₹400
| JIO DTH Pack Name | Expected Price in Rupees |
|---|---|
| Normal Pack | 49 to 55 |
| All Spots Channels (in HD) | 60 to 69 |
| Value Prime Channels | 120 to 150 |
| Kids Channels | 188 to 190 |
| My Family Pack | 200 to 250 |
| My Plan | 50 to 54 |
| MY Sports | 159 to 169 |
| Big Ultra Pack | 199 to 220 |
| Metro Pack | 199 to 250 |
| Dhoom | 99 to 109 |
This information was leaked out sometime ago and there has been no official confirmation released by Mukesh Ambani as yet, but, it is expected that Jio DTH and Jio Fiber will be available with these packages/plans by the end of this year.
It requires great time and effort to bring to reality such big projects, but Reliance Jio has been doing this task in the past years. So, customers waiting for the official release of Jio’s broadband and digital TV services need to have some patience and trust upon the Reliance Jio engineers for they will provide them with the best technology ever used in India.
Caught in the Sink
100 humps and her hand got unstuck.
A Harvard Law graduate starts first day on the job
picture, and
she’s hideous. The guy’s never seen anything like her.
The president says, “I know, she’s tough to look at. I could never tell her to her face, though. Also, it’s only fair to let you know she’s as dumb as a stump.”
The guy says, “Well, I don’t care what you offer me, it ain’t worth it.”
The president says, “I’ll give you a five million dollar salary, a new Mercedes every two years, and I’ll build you a mansion on Long Island.” The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex.
About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he’s about to hang it on the wall. He climbs the ladder and yells to his wife, “Bring me a hammer.”
She mumbles, “Get the hammer. Get the hammer,” and she brings it to him.
The guy says, “Get me some nails.”
She mumbles, “Get the nails. Get the nails,” and she brings them to him.
The guy starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, “Fuck!”
She mumbles, “Get the bag. Get the bag.”
Divorce is Always Costly
ohn asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his offer with a, “No thanks.” Frustrated he finally asks, “Well what would you like for your anniversary?” “John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary. John thinks for a moment and replies “Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much.”
Boy Cheated his Ex
she asks.
“No,” he says. “But it kept me from coming too fast.”
The First Jewish President
“MOM!! I’ll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!”
She reluctantly agrees, hangs up and starts talking to her friend.
“Who was that?”
“My son.”
gasp “The doctor??”
No, the other one.”
A Hot Teacher AND 3 Students
Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one month.” Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the class… Teacher: “Why are you leaving?” Boy 3: “I think my school days are over.”
Don’t Put Into My Mouth
A man gets “I love you” tattooed on his pen**s…
He goes home and tears his pants off, eager to show his girlfriend.
She looks at him and shakes her head saying “there you go again trying to put words in my mouth”.
What is Cord Blood and how it is stored?
When a baby is born, there is some blood stored in the placenta and umbilical cord of the child. This blood is called Cord Blood and it is collected to preserve for future use because it has stem cells. Stem cells are very efficient in treating hematopoietic and genetic disorders. These stem cells are the same as those cells which help in the development of baby’s organs, immune system, tissues etc while the baby is in mother’s womb. After the childbirth, the umbilical cord is cut and the cord blood is collected.
- The collection of the Cord Blood is a very safe process for both the mother and the baby.
- If parents want their babies Cord Blood to be saved then they ask the doctor to do so.
- Your treating doctor will attach the umbilical cord in two different places with 10 inches of space in between.
- Then, with the help of a syringe, the doctor will be able to collect approximately 40 milliliters of Cord Blood.
- The collected blood is put in a sealed bag to send it to the cord blood bank for testing and preservation.
Doctor Explained to Boy: How his GF Got Pregnant
jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..
He wouldn’t have thought that
the man finally gets up and says,
“Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”
The woman says, “Me too, you’ve
been eating grass for
the past ten minutes!”
Why doctor said that give 2 Viagra
“No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!”