One of the blondes asks, ” What if we step on a potato? ” St Peter says, “Even I have been in heaven for a long time, I need an expert to answer that.” Then an expert with brown hair says to the blonde, ” If you still want to be blonde, tom , go to hell. The ladies go to heaven. ” tom asks, “Why can Miranda and Morgan go to heaven when they step on a potato when I can’t?” The expert replied , “Because they’re Siamese Twins.”