Category: Dirty Jokes
Boxed Surprises: The Truth About Barbie and Ken!
A playful gathering of friends swapping jokes. Mia: Okay, I’ve got one for you! Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Jake: Hmm, I don’t know. Why? Mia: Because Ken came in another box! Jake: (laughs) That’s a good one! Talk about an unexpected delivery!
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“Love’s Perfect Fit: A Slippery Situation!”
A lively party, where friends are sharing jokes. Friend 1: Hey, I heard this funny one about Cinderella! Friend 2: Oh, let’s hear it! Friend 1: What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? Friend 2: I don’t know, what? Friend 1: “Want to see if it fits?” Friend 2: (laughs) That’s clever! I guess she…
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The Weatherman’s Pink Cheeks
Setting: A cozy coffee shop on a rainy afternoon. Two friends, Sam and Alex, are catching up over coffee. Sam: (stirring his coffee) You won’t believe the joke I heard the other day! Alex: Oh? Lay it on me! Sam: Okay, here it goes. Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? Alex: Hmm, I have…
Read MoreMy Step-sister Walked into My Room
So I took off her bra and panties.Then she says, “If I ever catchyou wearing my clothes again, I’mtelling mom and dad!”
Read MoreThe Trouble of Flying Your Dog
kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.The customer was perplexed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”(via gcfl.net)
Read MoreA professor said that
single language, not one, inwhich a double positive canexpress a negative.”A voice from the back of theroom piped up, “Yeah, right.”
Read MoreLecture About C*nnil1ngus
the exact opposite effect – there is no way you canenjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud.’”
Read MoreI Accidentally Overturned a Golf Cart
I’ll help youget the cart up later.”“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”“Oh, come on now,” Elizabeth insisted.She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive … I was weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed but thought to myself, “my wife won’t like it.”After…
Read MoreWhen Food Critic Visits a Local Restaurant
is something missing in his bowl of soup.The owner asks whether it is too spicy orsweet or salty. When the food critic saysno, the owner decides to taste the soup himself but he can’t find the spoon.“Yeah,” says the critic, “that’s what is missing.”
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