Category: Drunk Jokes
A man named Rob gets pulled over for suspected DUI
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Police: Do you know why I pulled you over? Rob: No. Police: I pulled you over since it seems like you are drunk. Do you mind me doing a test on you? Rob: Sure. Police: You see a vehicle with two headlights behind you. What is the vehicle? Rob: A car? Police: Yes, but what…
Read MoreThis Wine is Described as Full
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He: Are you describing the wine oryour mother?
Read MorePharmacist tells a Customer
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mother-in-law just isn’t enough.’
Read MoreBeer Bottle
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Condom: “Ha…haha….hahahaha (walks off laughing)”
Read MoreGuy Walks into a Bar & Orders a Beer
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of inspiration, he pulls out a small pad of paper and writes on it: “I spit in this beer.” Putting the note on the beer, he heads off to the bathroom. When he returns, he’s delighted to see his full beer still sitting there with the note. Upon closer examination, though, he sees that someone…
Read MoreThree Ladies A man goes to a bar
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asked her if she was wearing any underwear.She replied “No.” He said “Good becauseI thought I had a crack in my shoe.”
Read MoreDrinking Smart
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shot in the row and does the same.The bartender asks, “Why did you do that?”And the guy replies, “Well the first shotalways tastes like crap, and the last onealways makes me sick!”
Read MoreBear Walks into a Restaurant
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“I don’t know. I was born with them.”
Read MoreEvils of Alcohol
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up and died. “All right, son,”asked the father, “what does that show you?”“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol,you will not have worms.”
Read MoreA Pirate Walks into a Bar
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“Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Read MorePenguin Takes his Car
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and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.When he returns to the shop, the mechanictakes one look at him and says,“Looks like you blew a seal.”“No,” the penguin insists, “it’s just ice cream.”
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