The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure.
We are going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not !!
I want a second opinion… !!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead,
if you want, but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines
his penis and proclaims, “Ahh… yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that,

but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, “Stupid American

docttah, always want operate, make more money that way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself.”

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.