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a trail of smoke behind me!”
The whole dealership erupted in laughter.
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a trail of smoke behind me!”
The whole dealership erupted in laughter.
into a comedian. Everyone in
Jokerville laughed till their sides hurt!
rolling around but couldn’t, and the
lettuce couldn’t leaf without cracking up.
It was a veggie comedy extravaganza!
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
went to her house, rang the
doorbell and ran away.
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…
But the principal was sitting.
One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”?
Then the principal replied
“I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.
would you like me to ask?” she went on,
licking her lips seductively.
“How about Rachel and Gemma?” I replied.
says “yes” so the man says “ok,
I’ll have a double” and the barman says
“oh, you mean a large one”.
to brutally pummel her head and face as she doubles over.
Within a minute, she is reduced to a quivering, sobbing mess on the sidewalk. The drunk spits on the nun, and sneers.
“Yeah. . .not so fuckin’ tough NOW, eh Batman?”
“Teacher, can farts travel faster than the
speed of sound?” The teacher was taken aback
and asked, “What does that have to do with
using ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”
The boy replied, “Well, if you fart silently
and it doesn’t smell, you can definitely
sneak one past everyone without them even knowing.”
eyes. Then into its ears.
Finally, she turns to the girl and says,
“I’m very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.”
“Oh no! Because he’s so fat?”
“Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.”
forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.
problem and the other is making six figures
and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.