Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his
a slow, painful death. “Husband turned…around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”
Read MoreA Drunk Walk into Bar
“Why are you a lawyer?” and the other guy says,“No, I’m an a$$hole!”
Read MoreDrain is now Clean
myself down there.Do you know what that means?” The boyfriend says,“Yeah, it means the drainis clogged again.”
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Machines of the Isle of Nantes Events, Tickets & Schedule
Table of Contents Main Attraction of The Machines of Isle of Nantes The Great Elephant Grand Elephant’s departure schedule The Great Elephant Ticket Price The Marine Worlds The Marine Worlds Ticket Price The Heron Tree The Machine Gallery The Machine Gallery Ticket Price Machines of Isle of Nantes Event 2019 Best Time to Visit Best…
Read MoreA Man Joins a Soccer Team
said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, “I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?” His mate said smiling, ‘Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!.” The wife looked…
Read MoreConversation between a camel and its mother
Baby camel: Mum, why have we got wide feet?Mother camel: So that we can trek easily in the desertBaby camel: Mum, why do we have such long legs?Mother camel: So that we can walk easily on sand and keep our body high above it in the desert.Baby camel: Mum?Mother camel: Yes dear?Baby camel: Then what…
Read MoreConversation in Friends
find it in your to forgive me.’’To which the woman replied, ‘‘ifyour boomstick is as hard as yourelbow, you’ll find me in room 318.’’
Read MoreWhen Wife Gets a Tattoo
well. She came home, dropped herpants turned round and got on all fours to show me.I said “who the fuck is BOB?”
Read MoreMaths Teacher Wants to Meet the Father
”Sure, I’ll go.” The next day, the boy comes home from school “Dad, have you gone by…the school?” He asks.“Not yet.”“Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”“Why?” asks the father.The boy explains, “Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then…
Read MoreLittle Girl Wants Bunnies
with floppy ears or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have thiscute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?” So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store ownerand replies, “quite frankly mister I don’t think my snake gives a damn.”
Read MoreA Man Ordered 10 Shots of Jager
congrats! Why 10? The man says ifthat won’t get the taste out, nothing will.
Read MoreBusinessman Flew to Vegas for the Weekend to Gamble
where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers,his driver’s license number, his address, etc… The cabbie said, ”If you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!”So the businessman…
Read MoreThe child has a Different Father
His wife,crying uncontrollably answers, “Yes.”He asks, “Whose is it?”His wife replies, “Your
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