looked, the man asked Jesus, “What’s the deal with all the clocks?”
Jesus replied, “They keep track of everybody on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time someone tells a lie, their clock moves forward one minute. For instance, this clock belongs to Sam, a used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move any second.”
Click! The minute hand on Sam’s clock moved forward one minute. Click! It moved forward another minute.
“Sam must be closing on a deal right now,” said Jesus. ‘The minute hand on his clock moves all day long.’
The man and Jesus continued walking and soon came across a clock covered with cobwebs. ‘Whose clock is this?’ asked the man. “That clock belongs to the Widow Audrey. She is one of the finest people on earth. I bet her clock hasn’t moved in a year or two.”
They continued walking and touring Heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends.
When the tour was finally finished, the man said, “I’ve seen everyone’s clock but one! Where is Donald Trump’s clock kept?”
Jesus smiled and said, “Look up. We use his for a ceiling fan.”
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Girlfriend Broke up With Him
saw it coming from a
kilometer away.
What Happens When Professor told dirty jokes in class
makes $2000 per night.”
All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them :
“Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn’t take off until the afternoon. “
Girl Stung by Bee in Golfclub
The golf pro saw her heading back
and said, “You are back early,
what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a
bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second
hole.” she replied.
He nodded and said,
“Your stance is far too wide.”
My grandfathers favorite joke
can’t wash the crack and resell it
Dad is not Happy
What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father. “It means ‘happy’,” replied the father. “Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?” “No, son, I have a wife.”
When A guy picks up a girl
in that. That gave him some relief.
Suddenly he heard a gasp.
The girl was standing at the doorway.
Wide eyed she exclaims- “So, thats how you guys fill up”.