Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Why Do Rich People Stay Rich?
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Why do rich people stay rich? THEY MASTER THE ART OF SPENDING. The common traits among rich is that they work smart to earn by spending least time, effort and money. Tesla doesn’t spend on advertising. Owners talk about it to their family and friends. They refer their code to friends to get free supercharging. By…
Read MoreWhy this man wants to live 100 years
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and I stay away from any place with second hand smoke.”“Do you eat a lot of sugary and greasy foods?” “No, sir! I carefully watch my diet and caloric intake, and I’m sure to eat plenty of vegetables.”“Do you go to parties? Stay up late? Are you sexually promiscuous?” “Not at all! Early to bed…
Read MoreA vacationing penguin is driving his car
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Goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat.Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice…
Read MoreA Man Scores a Hot Date
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to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly. Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll, and vanishes back under the table. His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, “could you do that again?”The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies “probably, but I don’t think I can fit another…
Read MoreDo not Enter in Any Dormitory
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will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:“How much for a season ticket?”
Read MoreA black chieftain confused with his baby and wife
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a doctor to figure out that you have slept with my wife!”The doctor remains calm: “The answerlies in the genetics. Some genetics have recessive traits, which are not apparent tothe parents but may be passed on to the child. For example, last week one of your sheepgave birth to a black sheep.”The chieftain pauses for…
Read MoreThe Inventor
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the fabric when cold weather sets in.“Women need not worry, we have killed that bastard”
Read MoreWhen Two Ladies Meet in the Heaven
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“Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.”“Too bad you didnt look in the freezer,”…
Read MoreBigger Car and the Bigger Body Part
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Friend: Now think of clowns
Read MorePreacher Father Tried an Experiment with His Son
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A Bible.A silver dollar.A bottle of whiskey.A Playboy magazine.‘I’ll just hide behind the door,” the old preacher said to himself. “When he comes home from school today, I’ll see which object he picks up..”“If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!“If he picks up…
Read MoreWhat Old Man Finds in Grand Son’s Room
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“That’s a great idea.” He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a c*ndom.“What size would you like?” asks the pharmacist.“Big enough to fit a Camel.”
Read MoreI wanted was a girlfriend with big Tools
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never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often…
Read MorePlot Twist in Naughty Student
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Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which…
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