Tragedy in Posh Theatre

where he is. The usher became impatient with the man says “Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get my manager involved” Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usheras he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt…

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Top 5 Most Expensive Private High Schools in the USA

Salisbury School Lawrenceville School Riverdale Country School The Hotchkiss School Avenues: The World School Salisbury School: Salisbury School is an all-boys, private college-preparatory boarding school founded in 1901 and located in Salisbury, Connecticut. Its school newspaper is The Cupola. Its mascot is the Crimson Knight. Address: 251 Canaan Rd, Salisbury, CT 06068, United States Phone:…

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How do You Spell “Crocodile”

PAPPU : Maybe it’s…wrong. but you asked me how i spell it.

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Story Of Cow And Bull Meeeting

The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening; “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach…

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What Did Her Wife See on The Bathroom ?

she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A Roommate Says let’s Play Hide and Sick

The guy says, “I’ll be behind the couch.”

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Man Calls Emergency Services While Camping

never thought of that!” *Hangs upEdit: Thankyou for the awards kind strangers!Cheers from the land down under!

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When 2 Women Pee on the Grave

phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last nightwithout her panties!”“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuckbetween her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station,we’ll never forget you.’”

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Woman and old man in the elevator

“S.h.i.t.”, just as slowly.Exasperated, she laughs and says, “TGIFstands for Thank God It’s Friday!, Silly!”The man replies, “I know that but Sorry Honey,It’s Thursday.”

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Two Canadians die and
end up in Hell.

this place is nice and toasty.” Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put theheating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue.…

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Are Bugs Good to Eat

to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,”the boy said. “There was abug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

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Unfaithful Queen

for one. The king said to him,“I always knew you were my most loyal knight!”He replied, “It wath nothing, your magethy”

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Lady Got a Hilarious Reply from Men

of a gentleman, you would liftyour hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady,the hat would lift by itself.”

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