went to her house, rang the
doorbell and ran away.
My Girlfriend Broke up With Me
Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
Who are Single ?
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…
The Engineering Professors
But the principal was sitting.
One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”?
Then the principal replied
“I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.
My Wife Asked Over Breakfast
would you like me to ask?” she went on,
licking her lips seductively.
“How about Rachel and Gemma?” I replied.
Man in Bar
says “yes” so the man says “ok,
I’ll have a double” and the barman says
“oh, you mean a large one”.
A Nun on Round
to brutally pummel her head and face as she doubles over.
Within a minute, she is reduced to a quivering, sobbing mess on the sidewalk. The drunk spits on the nun, and sneers.
“Yeah. . .not so fuckin’ tough NOW, eh Batman?”
The Unexpected ‘Definitely’ Sentence
“Teacher, can farts travel faster than the
speed of sound?” The teacher was taken aback
and asked, “What does that have to do with
using ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”
The boy replied, “Well, if you fart silently
and it doesn’t smell, you can definitely
sneak one past everyone without them even knowing.”