Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Don’t Put Into My Mouth

A man gets “I love you” tattooed on his pen**s… He goes home and tears his pants off, eager to show his girlfriend. She looks at him and shakes her head saying “there you go again trying to put words in my mouth”. What is Cord Blood and how it is stored? When a baby…

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A Hot Teacher AND 3 Students

Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of…

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Mom and daughter conversation

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Doctor Explained to Boy: How his GF Got Pregnant

jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..

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He wouldn’t have thought that

the man finally gets up and says,“Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’vebeen eating grass forthe past ten minutes!”

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Why doctor said that give 2 Viagra

“No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!”

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F-cking Life Cycle

There was a bear looking at the fish. The bear thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, and that fish comes up to get the fly, I can get the fish!” There was a man looking at the bear. The man thought, “If the fly goes down to get the food, the…

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Engineer And An Anti-vaxxer In Jungle

we’ll make it across that bridge safely.The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking “Forget that, I’m swimming!”Edit: Typos

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Friends with her missus

“That’s not bad mate, she charges us $100.”

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Two Nuns are Tasked with Painting a Room

is the reply. The nuns shrug and decide thereis no harm in opening the door for him. They unlock the door and open it.The man says “Nice b*obs! Anyways,where do you want the blinds installed?”

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When a Saudi Prince Wants to Buy a Bull

They is born dark brown, but grow up to be light brown color.”The prince says “I rather like the Turkish bulls. Fine specimens indeed.”“Excellent choice, your majesty. But Turkish bull is special. They is bred for royalty, like you. But if you have royal blood, you must be bonding with bull calf when young, before…

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Man Can Talk With Animals

“…sure you can,” the farmer says “But I like your style. I’ll put you to work.” So the man does a few chores around the farm and earns his meal. At dinner, he says to the farmer, “I know you don’t believe me, but I actually do communicate with animals. I can prove it. I…

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A Man is Flying a Plane

very carefully. Grab the spear from the savage next to you, run up to the chief and stab him in the chest.”So the man, with nothing to lose, grabs the spear from the savage next to him, runs up to the chief and stabs him in the chest. The man, as he’s standing over the…

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She farted and c*m Out

After returning from the otherroom, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom.“Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I gotback!” Gary turns to him andsays, “I didn’t, I farted.”

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She Likes Dreams and their Meanings’.

Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present. I still don’t know why she didn’t like this book called ‘Dreams and their Meanings’.

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