Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.
From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.
3 Men in Heaven
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says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.A few days later the 3 men meet andthe man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what’s wrong, he replies “I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.
Read MoreOverweight Guy Wants Lose Weight
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catch me, you can have me.”As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next…
Read MorePrepare Three Envelopes
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Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press, and Wall Street, responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined…
Read MoreTaxi Driver Goes On Date
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After…
Read MoreThe Overacted Things
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would happily exchange mine for smallerb*obs, especially since I’m a dude.
Read MoreLady Got a Hilarious Reply from Men
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of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
Read MoreWhen the husband became ashamed after listening to his wife
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seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife.“Now you know how I always feel.”
Read MoreTragedy In Honeymoon
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Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused: “But that’s your task, honey.” “What? Why?” “It’s all over the Bible, dearest.” “The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!” The wife grabs hold of a copy and…
Read MoreA Body Builder Takes off His Shirt
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screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her.He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that.She says, “I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!”
Read MoreMen Can Change Their Goal for Girl
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and the man use the wood for making bed. Moral – A girl can change your goal.
Read More4 Tips for Guys for Successful Relationships
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care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health.It’s absolutely fucking vital that these threewomen do not know each other.
Read MoreWhen a Divorced Mother Gets a Man
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school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike
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