Category: Funny Jokes Hilarious Adult Humor

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.

From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

Young Blonde was Digging a Hole

“We’re working” the first blonde replies.“Just the two of you?” He inquires.“Well” the second blonde chimes in, “there’s usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick”

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What Are Some of The Dark Lessons That Life Showed You ?

What are some of the dark lessons that life showed you?     1 Never tell people 100%, tell them 70% about yourself, and 30% should be hidden.    2 Anyone you love can die. Any time. Cherish them.     3 Fairness is unnatural. Nothing is 100% fair.     4 Live life the…

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You’re Wife Has Found a Picture Worth One Million Dollars

“well gee, I guess lets here the good news first.”So the lawyer said “You’re wife has found a picture worth One Million dollars.”The client replied, “Oh that’s fantastic! But whats the bad news?”“It’s a picture of you and your secretary.”

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When Two Blonde Meet

‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’ The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said. The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a…

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Drunk Women in the Bar

Drunk Blonde A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” He…

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Husband wife and their lovers both caught together.

me!!” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice…“Really, I can’t,” he replied.“My wife loves this beard!!” The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. Husband wife and their loversThe wife was awakened, turned toward him,…

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Couple on beach

calls out.“Oh yes,” says the detectorist. He reaches into his bag and pulls out a ring. “I found this engagement ring. The owner lost it when she was cheating on her fiance.”The man laughs, “That’s a nice ring and a nice story. What else do you got?”The detectorist presents another ring. “This ring belonged to…

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Finger in the hole

she was going down on me. Ithought to myself, “I really need a new fucking boat.”I thought to myself.

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Man Walks into an Forest

a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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What Kind of People Will Not Succeed In Life?

People who don’t have social connections.    People who are academically smart, but are utter idiots in life.    People who are not willing to fail.    People who won’t let go of their ego and kill it.    People who are not willing to leave the past behind, cut it off, and move on.    People who are friends…

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Speaking of a big fat thing

eyes. Then into its ears.Finally, she turns to the girl and says, “I’m very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.”“Oh no! Because he’s so fat?” “Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.”

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The Wife Finds out That the Husband is of no Use

straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy,you explain the kids…..”

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When A Doctor Was Having an Affair with his a Nurse.

she asked. He replied, “Just send me a postcard and write ‘spaghetti’ on the back.I’ll take care of expenses.” Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor’s wife called him at the office and explained, “Dear, you received…

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Between Her legs

At dinner, she told her sister, “Mymonkey has grown hair.”Her sister smiled and said, “That’snothing, mine is already eatingbananas.”

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Hot Secretary Angered with Boss

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin a colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said: Yes, and bastard give me 101 pages of work.

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