Category: Girl jokes

A Guy Picks up a Girl

in that. That gave him some relief.Suddenly he heard a gasp.The girl was standing at the doorway.Wide eyed she exclaims- “So, thats howyou guys fill up”.

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My Lesbian Neighbors

A sailor comes to port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he walks into town, and sees a sign- “Sisters of Mercy Convent & Brothel”. He walks into what appears to be a church. There’s a nun sitting by a table near the door. She intuits what it is he’s looking for,…

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A Girl in a Club

“And I’ve got no eyebrows,so what does that tell you?”“Going by the rest of your face,have you been in a fire?”

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Picture of a Nice Looking Girl

She: “You know how toclone people?”He: “People?! God no! Just pubes.”

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A Wet Girl

round 😉Boy: Damn you want thewhole roll?

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Bad girl and her Grandmother

were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.When he got to Grandma, he was…

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