She smiled and told him not to
worry because they were trained
professionals and he was in good
hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane
arrived yet?”
Humor Jokes
Best Time to Ask Anuthing
very upset. His secretary was
surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Jokes Hilarious Funny Humour
- “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
- “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.”
- “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
- “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
- Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”
- I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He Said, “Yes, but not in a row!”
- Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha… (Condom walks off laughing)
- Yo mama so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already worldwide.
- Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
- Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
- Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them
- I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He Said, “Yes, but not in a row!”
- Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry
- I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
- Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha… (Condom walks off laughing)
My Dad and My Step-mom Kicked me Out
Apparently it’s taboo to
be in a relationship with
your step-sister.
Idiot Robber & Stupid Bank Manager
history’?” The robber angrily replied back,
“Do not change the subject, okay?”
Police Officer Talks to a Driver
They want twice as
much as that at the garage.
Teacher Gave Lecture on Depression
top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?”