Category: Husband Wife Jokes – Funny
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach, disappointed about how horribly the divorce settlement turned out for her. As she’s walking, she spots an old lamp half buried in the sand. Hopelessly, she picks it up and rubs the lamp, and to her surprise, a genie appears! The genie notices she is upset…
Read MoreChatting in the pub with my Scottish pal
Chatting in the pub with my Scottish pal and I was stuck on a crossword clue; “Stranded on a Desert Island (8)” “Marooned?” He said. I replied “Oh nice one, I’ll have another beer but I still need an answer when you come back.”
Read MoreHoneymoon Night
I’ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he’s lived with me for a week, he’s bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?” The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom. He walks over…
Read MoreNot in The Bed
The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?” he asks solemnly. The wife is touched, thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. “Do you remember when your father caught…
Read MoreA Guy and his Wife
however it hit the windshield of the car behind me. It was a highway patrol car and the officer gave me a ticket.” “What for?” she asked, “Damaging his windshield?” “No, for flipping him the bird!”
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24 New Funny And Relatable Comics On Everyday Life With His Wife
The series, known as “Ok Blue Comics,” is back. This single-color comic shows different life situations, often highlighting relatable moments in relationships. In his first post on our site, the cartoonist said, “Life doesn’t have to be serious. You can joke and have fun, even when things are tough. Creating comics is my passion, and…
Read MoreA woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a…
Read MoreWhen His Wife Reveals She Had Romance With Another Person
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone.”What are you doing now?” she asks. “I’m still hungry, so I’m going to ring room service for some food.” “Tiger wouldn’t do…
Read MoreWhen Husband is Clever But Wife Dump.
it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and she left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!” Then he hung up and walked out of the room. Heartbroken she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled…
Read MoreWhen Wife Packing Suitcase
When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, “I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.”
Read MoreI went to the doctor recently
I went to the doctor recently He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?” He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”
Read MoreWhen Husband frustrated with his wife
doing that for?” Asked the judge.“Fu***ng looking for me.”
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