
doing that for?” Asked the judge.
“Fu***ng looking for me.”
doing that for?” Asked the judge.
“Fu***ng looking for me.”
5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”.
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks,
“What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars
is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car.
He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE… she stares
at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”
She runs back to Harry and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”
Priest replied, ‘Take your husband to that
woman’s doorsteps… and check if WiFi connects automatically’
I had fight with husband last night..
Mother in law: OK< then how this
bed has been broken? She: Actually,
we had patched up
After all, my phone never leaves me on read!”
happily munching on carrots and nuts.
for her … Why can’t you do the same?”
“Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”