Husband Wife jokes

doing that for?” Asked the judge.
“Fu***ng looking for me.”

“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t
know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when I’m driving.”

did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman
agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, “Honey,

my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.”
The man replies, “That’s because they are sitting in your soup.”

“Something, did I forget?”…
she asks.
“The Italian girl I asked for,” he replies jokingly.
“Oh, that,” she says. “Well, I did what I could.
Now we have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl.”

honey. And you sweetheart?
Boyfriend: In the club standing
behind you.

…..-she replied.

He pushed some more through the gap and asked, “Does that scare you?” “Nope” she said laughing. He then said, “Alright, you seem to be okay with it. I am coming up the stairs now!”

during school pick-up.