When Wife Making Breakfast

“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t
know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when I’m driving.”

When Husband Wants Naked Dinner

did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman
agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, “Honey,

my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.”
The man replies, “That’s because they are sitting in your soup.”