Husband Wife jokes

If anything changes, I’ll let you know!”

did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman
agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, “Honey,

my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.”
The man replies, “That’s because they are sitting in your soup.”

and said multiplication doesn’t
apply on zero.

He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

best friend?”
“I’d say you’re a lesbian!”

Nick started glowing with happiness and kissing Monica purred, ‘Oh
darling, I’m the happiest man in the world.’
Monica smiled and added, ‘I’m glad that you feel that way, Nick, because
tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.’