I don’t want to play monopoly
with him anymore.
Husband Wife jokes
Wife Shock the Husband
during school pick-up.
When Husband Demanded the Wife an Italian Girl
“Something, did I forget?”…
she asks.
“The Italian girl I asked for,” he replies jokingly.
“Oh, that,” she says. “Well, I did what I could.
Now we have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl.”
When his wife in not afraid to see his
…..-she replied.
He pushed some more through the gap and asked, “Does that scare you?” “Nope” she said laughing. He then said, “Alright, you seem to be okay with it. I am coming up the stairs now!”
Sitting at dinner
So you mean I’m the oil, and you’re the machine?”
Hubby Caught the Cheating
replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths bought one for their bedroom.
I liked it so much, I got one for us too.”
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when
they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out
of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a
sandwich and a glass of milk.
“Here,” he said to the ‘statue’, “eat something. I stood like an
idiot at the Smiths’ for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.”
Wife Wants Perform Again
the bedroom again.
I brought home diet pills.
Apparently very much not what she meant.