5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”.

She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks,
“What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars
is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car.

He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE… she stares
at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back to Harry and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time.

When they finish, he goes back to the phone.”What are you doing now?” she asks.

“I’m still hungry, so I’m going to ring room service for some food.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.””Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it one more time.”The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.

Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?””No! I’m calling Tiger Woods to find out what’s par for this hole!”

it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and she left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!” Then he hung up and walked out of the room.

Heartbroken she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread”.