Category: Man Jokes

One Day a Blind Man Goes to a Restaurant

the beef steak with mash potatoes and gravy and some chocolate brownies for dessert”.The server brings him his food and the blind man enjoys his meal, pays the bill and leaves.Next week, the blind man goes back to the same restaurant.The server recognizes him and wanting to see how good the blind man’s sense of…

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When flat earth goes into heaven

100% a globe.” The flat earther exclaims, “Holy crap!This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!”

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When Blind man order a dirty fork

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork.He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.“Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have — meatloaf and mashed potatoes.” Unbelievable,…

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When man hire a Ho0ker from casino..

His friend interrupts, “What? That’s an expensive blowjob. And $150 for the pussy?” The guy says, “well, turns out it was actually a dude so no pussy. I was horny as hell, so $150 for anal.” His friend says, “Wow, was it worth it?” He responds, “Yeah. It was great. My asshole stillhurts a lot…

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When Man Can’t Afford B1G Breasts

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes.” Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies,…

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