Category: Naughty Jokes

Two Muffins Baking in the Oven

“AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

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Kung Fu Student Asks his Teacher

setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?”“Yes, my master, I have.”“And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”“Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”“And the moon… when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”“Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous…

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A Matter Of Punctuation

without her man, is nothing.”The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”

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We do Not Want Children

and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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A Barber Shop Joke

asked the son where his father was.The boy shocked us by saying,“That man was not my father. He just toldme that if I wanted to get a free haircutat the barbershop, I should come with him.”

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Sad Life of a Mosquito

to his problems and told him thathe should really visit a therapistinstead of a doctor.The mosquito replied, “Yeah, I know.I just came in because of the blood.”

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Farmer Found Magic Lamp

Mr Very Rich Clay, what is your second wish?”

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When Cop knocks on the Door

“Yeah I know but she has agreat personality.”

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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard

his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was…

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When Doctor Feel Guilty

that said: “Mike, don’t worry about it. You aren’t thefirst medical practitioner to sleep with one of yourpatients, and you won’t be the last. And you’re single.Just let it go, Mike.” But invariably another voice in his head would bringhim back to reality, whispering: What’s wrong with you Mike, you’re a veterinarian.

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When His Mother’s Toy Flies Out

turns around and says,“Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.”“Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it couldget off the groundwith a cock like that!”

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When Johnny Must Be savage

h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?”J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Seven!”T‌‌eacher: “‌‌Johnny, w‌‌here i‌‌n t‌‌he h‌‌eck d‌‌o y‌‌ou g‌‌et s‌‌even f‌‌rom?!”J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Because I‌‌’ve a‌‌lready g‌‌ot a‌‌ f‌‌reaking c‌‌at!”

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When Dirty Hippie Entered in Shop

The clerk, somewhat used to sights such as this, nodded hello, then said, “It looks like you lost a shoe.”The naked guy said, “Huh?”The clerk pointed down at the fellow’s feet. “You lost a shoe.”The hippie slowly moved his bloodshot gaze down towards the floor.After staring silently at his feet for several seconds, he looked…

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