Spanish magician

He vanished without a tres.

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Bear Walks into a Restaurant

“I don’t know. I was born with them.”

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When Jazzy Say My Father is Pregnant

got a little sister, nowmy father is undergoing the same pain.!!!

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Conversation Between Two Sperms

‘‘No sure but we just passed the esophagus.’

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Sailor Told to about his Date

plenty of room in the appropriate one.’’

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A Plane with Six Kids

“No. I work for a c*ndomcompany. These are customer complaints.”

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There Were Two Cows out in a Field

hit some cows down on theJohnson Farm.”The other cow replies, “Iain’t worried, it don’taffect us ducks.”

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all human beans

“We are all human beans.”

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Two Muffins Baking in the Oven

“AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

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Kid in Wedding with His Mum

white because she’s veryhappy and this is the happiestday of her life.”The boy nods and then says,“OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

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Two Cows in Field

I heard it hit some cows downon the Johnson Farm.”The other cow replies, “I ain’tworried, it don’t affect us ducks.”

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On The Way of My Childhood Home

and slammed the door in my face.My parents are the worst.

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Couple on Sofa

racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.The wife…

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Father and Son in Pharmacy

is for college boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”“I see, what about the 6-pack?”“That one is for young bachelors. Twice on a Friday, twice on a Saturday, and twice on a Sunday.”The boy’s eyes widened as he asked, “And what about the 12-pack?”“The 12-pack is for married men. One for…

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