Category: Wife Jokes: The Funniest Stories About Married Life

Flame-Grilled Reality: Dinner’s a Whole New Meaning

Sam: So, I just asked my wife what she’s “burning up for dinner.” Alex: Oh? What did she say? Sam: It turned out to be all of my personal belongings! Alex: (laughs) That’s one way to spice things up!

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Menu of Marriage: The Quest for the Perfect Order

Julia: Here’s a funny thought about marriage! Marriage is like going to a restaurant. Mike: Oh, really? How so? Julia: You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Mike: (laughs) That’s so true! Always looking over the menu!

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Parenting Perks: The Dress vs. the Pants

Mark: So, I have to share this funny observation. My wife gave birth four times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. Sarah: Wow, that’s impressive! Mark: Meanwhile, I’ve given birth zero times and I haven’t fit in my pants since March! Sarah: (laughs) That’s relatable! It’s amazing how things change!

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Wife on the Bed

just as he’s dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,…

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My Wife & Last Night

impressive! What did she say?!Husband: “Come out from under that sofa,you coward!”

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Wife and Last Night

impressive! What did she say?!Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”

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When Man Lost His Wife In Tsunami

I’ll Never take her back .. !!Its your mistake..Deal With It Now…

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What Wife Asked to Waiter

he explained. “We justtell them they’re going to die.”

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When Girl wants more romantic. but this boy wants something else

BOY: “Fine, give me…a blow job in the rain.”

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When He Finds out His Wife is Pr0stitute… And

when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 30-foot high board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came…

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