Category: Laugh Out Loud: Best Woman Jokes

Three Pregnant Women Visited a Hospital

ahead to say that hers will bea girl because she was on top.The third one, a blonde remarked‘‘can’t wait to see my puppies!’’boy oh boy.

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Fun on the hood of car Honda Civic

it’s going to be on my own Accord.

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.

and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator…

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A beautiful woman went up to the bar

no,” he replied. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across…

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The Woman got up on Stage

up out oftheir seats to leave. Oneby one, all left, but forone man. She kept singinguntil she finished her part.The man beamed up at her,“Wow, that was quite aperformance, have you ever thought of going professional?”Surprised, she responds need, “umm…no?”As he stood up to leave, he said, “a good decision…”

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Woman Goes to the Gynecologist

“I have a woman in twice a week.”

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A Woman Got Lost in the Desert

intelligent, and loved by all.The genie thought a moment, snappedhis fingers, and turned her into a lesbian.

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Woman out of the Shower

says, “Yeah, it meansthe drain is clogged again.”

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Lady went to Visit her Dentist

said the old lady.“I want you to takemy husband’s teeth out.”

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If Woman Was Run World

of jealous countries thataren’t talking to each other.

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Man and Woman in Bar

a man on Stacey’s desk and asks,“Is this your brother?” “No, itisn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles. “Is it your husband?” Staceygiggles even more, “No, silly!”“Then, it must be your boyfriend!”Stacey giggles even more whilenibbling on Jim’s ear. She says,“No, silly!” “Then, who is it?”Stacey replies, “That’s mebefore my operation!”

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Three Ladies on Bus Stop

Navajo.” The third ladylooks at both of them andsays, “I’m a Dallas hoe.”

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Drinking Groom

better than to be out boozingin the early hours just beforea big wedding, but I don’t liketo see the groom drinking alone.

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Windows Frozen

five minutes later, “Computerreally messed up now.”

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Man Approaches a Very Beautiful Woman

the beautiful woman.To which the man replied, “Becauseevery time I talk to a beautifulwoman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

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