21 Insulting Quotes for Ex Boyfriend & Ex Girlfriend

Insulting Quotes for Ex

Have you broken up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and are no longer on talking terms with them, but sometimes you want to take out your anger and frustration on your exes and you are unable to find the right words so that you can feel light by using some cuss words to lighten your mood. Go through the below-given quotes to help you out for insulting your ex and feel relaxed by spoiling their mood so that they can understand the value of losing you.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

“Dear EX…I won’t block you, or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

“An “EX” is called an “ex” because it’s an EXample of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.”

Insulting Quotes for Ex

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

Insulting Quotes for Exd

You are just like fart. Your presence stinks.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

I would slap you but slapping you might make my hands dirty as you’re a shit.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.

Insulting Quotes for Ex Boyfriend & Ex Girlfriend

Never feel bad about she left you. Smile that she is with an asshole now.

Insulting Quotes for Ex Boyfriend & Ex Girlfriend

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CABBITCH.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

My inner soul says that the person you are is a human version of a bitch.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

“When an Ex-Girlfriend says, “Let’s be friends”, it is almost like a kidnapper saying, “we’ll stay in touch.””

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

She is so beautiful why would I hate her but the fact is she is a bitch too and beautiful bitches bite even harder.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Girlfriend

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.

If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend’, so that’s the proof.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend

“My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.

Insulting Quotes for Ex

My mother said to donate my old toys for poor kids and that’s why I left him for you bitch.

Insulting Quotes for Ex-Boyfriend

And when you left me for some other girl, I realized why people go for cheaper products instead of classy ones

Insulting Quotes

“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”


“My boyfriend isn’t allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there.


“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your Ex Boyfriend.”

“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”

“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it’s probably my ex-boyfriend.”

You have the perfect face for radio.

No, no, I’m not insulting you I’m describing you.

Why don’t you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.

“why don’t you go to Walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one you got from k-mart has expired.

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

I hope you are good at algebra, ’cause you have to replace my X without asking Y.

“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customized toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don’t bear his autograph.”

Man kisses his wife

he says to his wife.
“Oh my dear what is it?”
“Well first i got fired from work”
“Oh hon don’t worry, he who is up there shall provide for us”
“And i got into a car accident”
“Don’t worry, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
“And the fault was mine, and im not insured”
“Don’t worry my love, for he who is up there shall provide for us”
The first man hiding in the attic jumped out visibly furious.
“I ain’t providing nothin, how bout you tell the other guy under the bed to
provide huh?”

Woman and Doctor

The woman demands a third time, “Doctor, I want you to kiss me!”
The doctor answers, “No! It’s unprofessional, highly unethical, and
to be honest we probably shouldn’t even be having romance right now!”

Behaviors of a Confident Person

Relaxed attitude– he has that cool calm presence that shows he’s in control.

 Slow speech with a modulating tone- he doesn’t jump on conversation or shout to be heard. He speaks so you want to listen.

Doesn’t interrupt- he understands that he has all the time in the world to respond so why interrupt?
Always having an open body posture– he doesn’t lurk in a corner with an empty bottle of beer trying to look cool. He opens up and proclaims availability to everyone.

Maintains constant eye contact– like always. You’ll never see him feel intimidated by anyone.

Assertive and makes his opinions clear– he makes his opinions known to others but he doesn’t do it to offend.
Walks deliberately– he walks like he owns the whole planet. Ever seen Grant Cardone walk? Then you know what I mean.

Doesn’t try to please anyone– he doesn’t care whether you like him or not, abuse him or not. That’s your problem and not his. He is self sufficient and does only what he thinks is right.

Doesn’t hurry to respond to people– he is definitely not a people pleaser. When you call his name, he hears and turns around slowly.

Does what others fear to do– he has control over his emotions, though he may feel fear, he proceeds to act anyway.

    He smiles simply because he knows life is good.