getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this…when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?”
did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman
agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, “Honey,
my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.”
The man replies, “That’s because they are sitting in your soup.”
“Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens”.
She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick, and says “Honey if you could get
this up I could get rid of your brother”
opens the door, milkman says “5 gal mam, don’t you mean 5qts.”
She says no gallons, “I’m taking a milk bath today.”
The milkman asks “Ok how would you like that pasteurized?”
The woman replies, “No just up to my b**bs!”
baby lotion and whipped my cock out.
then two weeks !!! When asked that did he miss
his wife so much ? he replied miserably:No My wife missed the bus!!
school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike