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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. — Charles Schulz
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness. — Bob Hope
At Christmas, all roads lead home. — Marjorie Holmes
And that, of course, is the message of Christmas. We are never alone. Not when the night is darkest, the wind coldest, the world seemingly most indifferent… — Taylor Caldwell
Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away. — Norman Wesley Brooks
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. — Mo Rocca
It’s not how much we give but how much love we put into giving. — Mother Theresa
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
“Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.”
“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
“Adults can take a simple holiday for children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” — Dave Barry
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” —Johnny Carson
“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” —Robert Godden“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” — Shirley Temple
“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.” — Richard Lewis
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” — P. J. O’Rourke
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” — Author Unknown
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” — Andy Rooney
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” – Calvin Coolidge
“Some Christmas tree ornaments do a lot more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.” – Tom Baker
“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” – Richard Paul Evans
“The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn’t matter what mood you’re in, or what kind of year you’ve had–it’s a fresh start.” – Kelly Clarkson
“I love the excitement, the childlike spirit of innocence, and just about everything that goes along with Christmas.” – Hillary Scott
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
“Adults can take a simple holiday for children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
“Christmas is a magical time of year…I just watched all my money magically disappear.”
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”
Did you hear about the new army Barbie?
She specialises in plastic explosives.
I purchased my daughter some Barbie dolls dressed like they are from the 1600’s, but something is wrong with one of them.
I think he is baroque Ken.
I was looking forward to watching Margot Robbie in her new film but I ended up getting a burger instead.
It turns out I was in the wrong Barbie queue.
What kind of animal is Barbie?
A chicken, because she is the chick of Ken.