Never Mess With Wife’s Things
Jeny: “What’s the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up.”Rob: “She got a terrible shock.”Jeny: “How was it?”Rob: “She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church and she took off her new $2 hat and somebody sold it for 30 cents.”
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he needs to raise my
Me: “The electricity company andthe water company.”
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annoyed by his complaining that it beat the man to death.At the funeral the rest of the village lined up to speak to the woman.She would nod her head to all the men that spoke to her, and shake herhead no to all the women. Afterwards the priest spoke to her:“Why did you shake your…
Read MoreEnjoyment of Widow
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. “Hello, sir, how are you?” “Fine, thank you,” he responded, and turned back to his book. “I love the beach.…
Read MoreWhen the daughter asks how I was born?
After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we forgot to wear a condom.
Read MoreHusband was Cheating & he was Counting
The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said “I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer. The husband replied” Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
Read MoreHot Woman Joins Country Club
She’s there at 6:30 am. sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She’s fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her back the next week. She smiles, and says,”I’ll be there at 6:30, or 6:45.” The next week she again shows up at 6:30…
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Eilat Ramon Airport Guide (ETM)- Departures & Arrivals
Quick Links Ramon Airport Arrivals Foreign Exchange Desk at Ramon Airport ATM at Ramon Airport How to Leave Ramon Airport? Luggage Lost and Found at Ramon Airport Tourism Office at Ramon Airport First Aid At Ramon Airport Ramon Airport Departures How To Reach Ramon Airport? Custom Check at Ramon Airport Departures Duty Free Shop at…
Read MoreJIO Media Cable Kya hai – Iske Kya Fayde Hain
Product Name Jio Media Cable Price Rs 1,499 Launch Date February 2019 (Expected) Availability Offline Jio Stores, Online Jio Website, and other eCommerce websites link Amazon, Flipkart, Paytm mall, snapdeal Adapter Ports USB + HDMI, USB + RCA CRT Television support Yes LCD / LED Television support Yes Cable Type Wired Cable length 40 cm…
Read MoreSon Complaining to Mother
Son: “My math teacher is crazy”. Mother: “Why?” Son: “Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2.”
Read MoreA Frustrated Wife
swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband startedlosing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down!How does a glass…
Read MoreShe Spread Her Legs For the flowers
them. Her husband confused looksdown and goes, “What’s that for?” His wife replies, “For theflowers of course.” He thinks for a moment andasks, “Don’t we have a vase?”
Read MoreGreatest Tragedy in Kingdoms Island
There was an island with three kingdoms on it. Let’s call them A, B and C. The island had a fresh water lake on it and the lake itself had an island. The three kingdoms always kept fighting over this island. One day the three kingdoms decided to settle this dispute once it for all…
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