They fought, and it was a bloody battle, but Thanos was mighty, and eventually took control of the gauntlet which housed the Stones.
As he shaped to snap his fingers, Thanos smiled, and slowly declared:
“I – am – inevitable.”
Nothing happened.
With a look of surprise and fear on his face, Thanos watched as the man in the red suit lifted his right hand, revealing the real Infinity Stones.
“And we – “, said the man in the red suit, “are…
… the Spanish Inquisition.”
And nobody, not even Thanos, expects the Spanish Inquisition.

and soon they are selling like something for which there ought to be a suitable simile when you’re telling a story about a bakery.

On the Wednesday he takes one look at the words “Danish Pastry day” on the rota and immediately bursts into song, turning out tray after tray of beautifully formed and succulent Danish pastries, and on Thursday the excited shriek of “Doughnut day! Yes!!!” heralds an eight-hour shift of doughnuts that God Himself would forgive the sins of a whole world for.

But on Friday:

“I don’t understand it,” says the disappointed supervisor to the master baker. “It’s his cake day and he’s made barely any effort at all.”

“Are my brothers and sisters here with me as well?”
And they too tell him that they are here.

So the old man lays back quietly, closes his eyes, and says,
“If everybody is here … why is the light on in the kitchen?”

The most appreciated getaway spot in India, Manali, attracts tourists from all parts of the world. Set
amidst the Himalayas and River Beas, Manali is one of the most visited hill stations in the world, not just
a cliché honeymoon spot but an adventurer’s home too; the place has a lot to offer especially the snow-
covered peaks and the gorgeous greenery, is what makes the ambiance alluring.

Whether you’re there just to enjoy your break or the traveler inside of you wants to have fun, the place
offers calmness as well as a lot of activities that one can enjoy. Here’s a list of things that you shouldn’t
miss on your trip to Manali,

• Activities like, skiing, paragliding, biking, and trekking.
• Beas river, the beautiful and serene, attracts pilgrims as well as non-pilgrims from around the
  world.
• Rohtang pass, it’s the most impressive and the highest pass of the region, a natural divider that
  separates Spiti and Lahaul Mountains from the Kullu valley.
• Jogni waterfalls, also called Jugni, is almost 3 kilometers away from Manali. This place has the
  most beautiful routes, from passing through the orchards and forests, one reaches the place and
  witness the beauty of nature in its most exquisite form. Best time, during sunset.
• Bhrigu Lake, the site famous for the crystal clear water and serene atmosphere, snow-covered
  mountains and the amazing Nehru Kund water spring.
• Solang Valley, the magnificent land of snow plains and frozen glaciers, the best spot to enjoy
  snow games.

Wondering how to reach this land of snow?

The nearest airport is at Bhuntar, You can even reach there through AC and non AC buses, Private
Operators can even help you create a getaway package that would include a visit to major
attractions. There are Volvo buses as well and you can even book Delhi to Manali taxi services. A
private taxi works best for the mountainous rides, is safe and equally affordable.

the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the closet floor.

“You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having
a heart attack and you’re running around naked, scaring the kids!”