Did Johnny Expect this?

and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home,
and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.”


His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to
get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”


The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the
mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”


The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,
“Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”