Couple on beach

calls out.“Oh yes,” says the detectorist. He reaches into his bag and pulls out a ring. “I found this engagement ring. The owner lost it when she was cheating on her fiance.”The man laughs, “That’s a nice ring and a nice story. What else do you got?”The detectorist presents another ring. “This ring belonged to…

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Husband wife and their lovers both caught together.

me!!” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice…“Really, I can’t,” he replied.“My wife loves this beard!!” The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. Husband wife and their loversThe wife was awakened, turned toward him,…

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Drunk Women in the Bar

Drunk Blonde A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” He…

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The Child and His Mother

The mother tried to use this occasion toteach her child: “It is because of you, dear.Every bad action of yours will turn one of myhairs grey!”The child replied innocently: “Now I know whygrandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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Finger in the hole

she was going down on me. Ithought to myself, “I really need a new fucking boat.”I thought to myself.

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Man Walks into an Forest

a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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What Kind of People Will Not Succeed In Life?

People who don’t have social connections.    People who are academically smart, but are utter idiots in life.    People who are not willing to fail.    People who won’t let go of their ego and kill it.    People who are not willing to leave the past behind, cut it off, and move on.    People who are friends…

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Speaking of a big fat thing

eyes. Then into its ears.Finally, she turns to the girl and says, “I’m very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.”“Oh no! Because he’s so fat?” “Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.”

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The Wife Finds out That the Husband is of no Use

straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy,you explain the kids…..”

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Between Her legs

At dinner, she told her sister, “Mymonkey has grown hair.”Her sister smiled and said, “That’snothing, mine is already eatingbananas.”

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When A Doctor Was Having an Affair with his a Nurse.

she asked. He replied, “Just send me a postcard and write ‘spaghetti’ on the back.I’ll take care of expenses.” Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor’s wife called him at the office and explained, “Dear, you received…

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Hot Secretary Angered with Boss

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin a colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said: Yes, and bastard give me 101 pages of work.

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A man’s walking home late at
night when he sees a woman in the shadows

the man answers indignantly.“Oh, I’m sorry,”says the cop, “I didn’t know.” “Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neitherdid I until you flashed that light on her face.”

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The Amazing Therapy

a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the man replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house.I’m married and we can’t go to my…

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So I Took off Her Shirt

Then she looked at me and said,“I don’t want to catch you wearingmy things ever again.” For More Jokes Go to : here

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