raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn’t.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
After becoming quite frusturated and embarassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more leg room to get on the first step of the bus.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus,
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”
The texan smiled and drawled “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends.

sitting here right next to you.
Your Dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

After a while the boat started sinking. The
Sailor asked the Professor, do you know
swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will
eat your assology, headology & you will
dieology because of your mouthology.

more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you?”

He said, “Well I doubt it, but l’ll email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote, Dear mom, After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing. “I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I’m not saying that you don’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Your son.”

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love,

Mom”

minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me,
ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right
there on the table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry,we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never goingback to that restaurant anyway.”

the only way out is for them to figure out the specific thing that they all have in common.

How long does it take them/how do they figure it out?

pushes the shot off the table. “Another.”