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if your heart is soft asyour breast, I know you’llforgive me.” She replies,“If your penis is as hardas your elbow, I’m in room 436.”

newspapers.Just use my MacBook Pro.”I can tell you this: Thatroach never knew what hit him.

replies. omg you dirtylittle slut! how many is a puerto rican?

says: Sure 5 minutes later the teachersays: Woah Woah Woah that’s not mybellybutton! Little Johnny says:Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

Johnny, you think you’re dumb?Little Johnny: No, I just feelbad you’re standing alone.

says, “I don’t know if it’sin yet.” The man replies,“Yeah, that’s the one!”

replies the man. “Justpray for stiffness,”says the wife, “andI’ll guide the fucker.”

So I took off her bra and panties.Then she says, “If I ever catchyou wearing my clothes again, I’mtelling mom and dad!”

six figures and going toHawaii this weekend to renewhis wedding vows with my mom.

older sister that her monkeyhad started growing hair. Thesister replies “Mine evenstarted eating bananas!”.

“And I’ve got no eyebrows,so what does that tell you?”“Going by the rest of your face,have you been in a fire?”

What was the complaint?Phil: We haven’t had any yet.

He: Are you describing the wine oryour mother?

mother-in-law just isn’t enough.’

out of bed, begging and pleadingwith her not to shoot herself.The hysterical blonde tells herhusband: “Shut up … you’re next!”