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All Lost in the Desert

at home with her family. Poof! She wasback home with her family. The blonde said,“Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

detached from the body. With no time to put it back, the man ran as fast as he could in the opposite direction of the cops. He was nearly out of the graveyard when he was caught. There had apparently been cops waiting to surround him. Defeated, the man let the cops cuff him. They…

My Aunt had a Hard Time

guess any position will do.” The bar owner thought for a few seconds. Then she said, “Madam, do you get around in a wheelchair?” A little taken aback, my aunt replied, “No. I hop around on crutches most of the time.” Again, the bartender paused, thinking. My aunt began to look a little concerned. Finally,…

I took off her shirt

Then she looked at me and said,“I don’t want to catch you wearingmy things ever again.”

Woman went to store

” The f*cking c*ndom” she replied.

A Man Goes to the Doctor

responds, “Well, it allstarted with a little lumpon my butt.”

My Grandfather has a Funny Story

times over the years.It’s old butt gold.

A little boy was jealous

and the pizza delivery guywere found dead.

What happened in 1809

Student: Abraham Lincolnwas ten years old.

Beer Bottle

Condom: “Ha…haha….hahahaha (walks off laughing)”

Guy Walks into a Bar & Orders a Beer

of inspiration, he pulls out a small pad of paper and writes on it: “I spit in this beer.” Putting the note on the beer, he heads off to the bathroom. When he returns, he’s delighted to see his full beer still sitting there with the note. Upon closer examination, though, he sees that someone…

Three Ladies A man goes to a bar

asked her if she was wearing any underwear.She replied “No.” He said “Good becauseI thought I had a crack in my shoe.”

A young man wished to purchase a present

Dearest Darling, This is a…little gift to show my affection for you on our Anniversary. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with…

Man Looks at his Friend and Says

disgusted tone “No” So theman says “ok let’s go camping”

Drinking Smart

shot in the row and does the same.The bartender asks, “Why did you do that?”And the guy replies, “Well the first shotalways tastes like crap, and the last onealways makes me sick!”