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Guy Found Something Hilarious in His GF

weird going on..”, but he continues anyway.A few moments later he finds a small chunk of beef.At this point he stops, looks up, and asks her“Hey, are you sick?!” To which she replies,“No, but I think the last guy was.”

A Fly is 6 Inches Above Water

runs down to get the mouse tripsand falls into the water and that’sthe story of how six inches canget a pu*sy wet.

Girl Asks her Asian Boyfriend

clothes,instead of cooking her cat.

Little Johnny is Watching his Dad Shave

dad replied ” uh coats and hats.” Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling ” f*cking, fuck,f*ck,f*ck” ” what does that mean dad?” And his dad yells ” cut Johnny, it means cut!!!” Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and…

The Trouble of Flying Your Dog

kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.The customer was perplexed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”(via gcfl.net)