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Conversation Between Two Sperms

‘‘No sure but we just passed the esophagus.’

Three Pregnant Women Visited a Hospital

ahead to say that hers will bea girl because she was on top.The third one, a blonde remarked‘‘can’t wait to see my puppies!’’boy oh boy.

Sailor Told to about his Date

plenty of room in the appropriate one.’’

Fun on the hood of car Honda Civic

it’s going to be on my own Accord.

A Plane with Six Kids

“No. I work for a c*ndomcompany. These are customer complaints.”

What Nun Asks the Children ?

parents room and my mom’s feetwere in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!!!”

There Were Two Cows out in a Field

hit some cows down on theJohnson Farm.”The other cow replies, “Iain’t worried, it don’taffect us ducks.”

A man is walking in the desert

know dogs could talk.”The horse says, “Me neither!”

A Pirate Walks into a Bar

“Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Reaching the end of a Job Interview

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all human beans

“We are all human beans.”

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.

and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator…

Two Muffins Baking in the Oven

“AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

Grasshopper sits Down at a Bar

“Who names a drink ‘Steve?’”

Man Walks into a Library

whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.”