The Life of a Mathematician, a Physicist and an Engineer is very Hilarious

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Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out in the physicist’s wastebasket. The physicist rushes to the bathroom, whips out his calculator, frantically does a few computations, pulls out a cup, fills it to a precisely measured level, and rushes back to the wastebasket, pouring the water onto the fire. As the last drop hits the flame, the fire goes out. Satisfied that the problem was solved, the physicist goes back to sleep.
Finally, a fire breaks out in the mathematician’s room. The mathematician rushes to the bathroom, sees the ice bucket, sees a cup, sees the water faucet. Satisfied that the problem could be solved, he goes back to sleep

Wife enjoy with 3 men and husband comes

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I’m the handyman, I’m fixing your closet, you owe me 100 bucks.
He gives him his money and sends him on his way.

The husband then looks under the bed and yells who the fuck are you,
the second one says I’m also a handyman and I was fixing your bed,
so the husband gives him another $100 and lets him leave.

The deaf man then storms into the room, and yells, I fucked her too,
that’ll be $100.

Did Johnny Expect this?

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and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home,
and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.”


His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to
get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”


The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the
mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”


The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,
“Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

Cha-Cha-Cha After S**

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In the evening in bed a man approaches his wife. She tries to get away, complaining having a headache. A man asks: – Darling, maybe let’s do IT the Brazilian style? Wife gets interested: ok! The husband does IT the same way as always, and after sxx turns away and is about to fall asleep‘ The wife: – Honey, and what’s Brazilian about this? – Oh, really… Cha-cha-cha!