A Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had 10 Husbands.

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Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure
how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into
it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked
out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the
order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process,
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
new state-of-the-art method. Husband

#6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how,
but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband
#7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product,

he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist.
All he ever did was talk about it. Husband
#9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband
#10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was…

God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you,
I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband,
“but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”

Technology to Build a New Tool

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they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1,000 an inch.”
The man perks up. So, the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.

It’s important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision.”
Max agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”
“Yes I have,” says Max. “We’re getting granite counter tops.”